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My grannie aye said ye maun eat a peck o dirt afore ye dee!
The wife and I go to a spa every few months and enjoy a good mudbath! Thousands of hippos can't be wrong!!!
We used to have great dirt fights in the garden when our kids were young.
Well this is a relief. Guess I don't have to do any house work anymore.
I will just tell the landlord. "But its healthier."
Gardening as therapy-cheaper and more productive than a pill.
So THAT'S why I'm the only sane person left!!