The bare-faced cheek of stars who get naked

YESTERDAY morning, I passed a large crowd of schoolgirls on my way to work. They were, I would guess, around 12 or 13 years old and one of them was wearing a pair of glasses. She was a pretty girl, with her shirt hanging out and her skirt hiked up the way they do, but it was her glasses that I noticed. The legs were a bright, shocking pink and emblazoned down each one was the word PLAYBOY.

Now call me crazy, but I don't think these were school issue spectacles. They had obviously been chosen, with much care and attention, by the young lady in question, and as I watched her swagger off to class in them the only question I could ask myse...