Palin: This is Sarah.
Avengers: Ah, yeah, Gov. Palin.
Palin: Hello.
Avengers: Just hold on for President Sarkozy, one moment.
Palin: Oh, it's not him yet, they're saying. I always do that.
Avengers: Yes, hello, Gov. Palin.
Pal
in: Hello, this is Sarah, how are you?
Avengers: Fine, and you? This is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you?
Palin: Oh, it's so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.
Avengers: Oh, it's a pleasure.
Palin: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I. We love you and thank you for taking a few minutes to talk to me.
Avengers: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American adviser Johnny Hallyday, you know? (actually a French singer likened to Cliff Richard].
Palin: Yes, good.
Avengers: Excellent. Are you confident?
Palin: Very confident and we're thankful that polls are showing that the race is tightening and...
Avengers: Well I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting. How do you feel right now, my dear?
Palin: I feel so good. I feel like we're in a marathon and at the very end of the marathon you get your second wind and you plough to the finish.
Avengers: You see, I got elected in France because I'm real and you seem to be someone who's real, as well.
Palin: Yes, yeah. Nico, we so appreciate this opportunity.
Avengers: You know I see you as a president one day, too.
Palin: Maybe in eight years.
Avengers: Well, I hope for you. You know, we have a lot in common because personally one of my favourite activities is to hunt, too.
Palin: Oh, very good. We should go hunting together.
Avengers: Exactly, we could try go hunting by helicopter like you did. I never did that.
Like we say in French, on pourrait tuer des bebe phoques, aussi ("We could kill a few baby seals, too"].
Palin: Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together while we're getting work done. We can kill two birds with one stone that way.
Avengers: I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun.
I'd really love to go, so long as we don't bring along Vice-President Cheney.
Palin: No, I'll be a careful shot, yes.
Avengers: Yes, you know we have a lot in common also, because except from my house I can see Belgium. That's kind of less interesting than you.
Palin: Well, see, we're right next door to different countries that we all need to be working with, yes.
Avengers: Some people said in the last days and I thought that was mean that you weren't experienced enough in foreign relations and you know that's completely false. That's the thing that I said to my great friend, the prime minister of Canada Stef Carse (actually a country & western singer].
Palin: Well, he's doing fine, too, and yeah, when you come into a position underestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder.
Avengers: I was wondering because you are so next to him, one of my good friends, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr. Richard Z. Sirois (actually a comedian], have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?
Palin: I haven't seen him at one of the rallies but it's been great working with the Canadian officials. I know as governor we have a great co-operative effort there as we work on all of our resource-development projects. You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife.
Oh my goodness, you've added a lot of energy to your country with that beautiful family of yours.
Avengers: Thank you very much. You know my wife Carla would love to meet you, even though you know she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today.
Palin: Well, give her a big hug for me.
Avengers: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model and she's so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.
Palin: Oh my goodness, I didn't know that.
Avengers: Yes, in French it's called de rouge a levre sur un cochon, or if you prefer in English, Joe the Plumber...it's his life, Joe the Plumber.
Palin: Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plough through that criticism.
Avengers: I just want to be sure. That phenomenon Joe the Plumber. That's not your husband, right?
Palin: That's not my husband but he's a normal American who just works hard and doesn't want government to take his money.
Avengers: Yes, yes, I understand we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It's called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit.
Palin: Right, that's what it's all about, the middle class and government needing to work for them. You're a very good example for us here.
Avengers: I see a bit about NBC, even Fox News wasn't an ally as much as usual.
Palin: Yeah, that's what we're up against.
Avengers: Gov. Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life. You know Hustler's Nailin' Paylin?
Palin: Ohh, good, thank you, yes.
Avengers: That was really edgy.
Palin: Well, good.
Avengers: I really loved you and I must say something also, governor, you've been pranked by the Masked Avengers. We are two comedians from Montreal.
Palin: Ohhh, have we been pranked? And what radio station is this?
Avengers: CKOI in Montreal.
Palin: In Montreal? Tell me the radio station call letters.
Avengers: CK...hello?
