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Published Date: 09 November 2009
I have a problem. For many years, I have been able to live an enviable lifestyle way beyond my means, due to the generosity of a rich relative. Alas, he has decided enough is enough, and stopped writing the cheques. Also, a television channel which had paid me fees to serialise my life has gone bust, and everybody seems much more interested in a programme on my English cousins.
Can readers suggest a way out of my predicament? While I admit to having been a little unruly on recent trips abroad, I no longer burst into objectionable songs nearly as much as I used to.

NEAL DRUMMOND
Langton Avenue
East Calder
Livingston





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  • Last Updated: 08 November 2009 11:06 PM
  • Source: The Scotsman
  • Location: Edinburgh
 
1

James F,

Kilmarnock 09/11/2009 00:24:44
Don't know about the songs bit.
2

Colin Wilson,

Tal2linn 09/11/2009 06:32:52
"Can readers suggest a way out of my predicament?"

Yes. Talk sense instead of incomprehensible riddles.
3

Mark Boyle,

Johnstone 09/11/2009 10:29:33
Colin, he is referring to the Ibrox half of Scottish football's Axis of Evil.
4

Alastair the First,

09/11/2009 12:49:46
Thanks Mark, I had no idea what he was on about either. It all makes sense now. Well, sort of.

 

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