Do as you would be done by if you have a trainee

HAVE you heard the one about the trainee who returned to her desk to find the contract she was working on speared by a letter opener to her chair?

Apparently there was no excuse for bad drafting, but thankfully, all of us who have heard this story know that it is but an urban legend (or was that trainee you? Answers on a postcard please).

Needless to say I used to thank my lucky stars when ...