Robert McNeil - I don't care what Blobby says about delivery services, you're twisting my angels, man

AT TIMES of economic uncertainty, worried citizens often turn to gurus and suchlike leftfield individuals to offer them solace and fantasy. The nation is grateful, therefore, to Noel Edmonds, who has stepped forth once more, following a recent prolonged period where the authorities kept him hidden underground.

Regular readers with an interest in current affairs will recall his previous mystical utterances, on the subject of a cosmic ordering service. The science of this is difficult to follow but, basically, you just asked for something and got it. It wo...