Published Date:
30 June 2009
NOT unusually, I am feeling out on a limb. Are you out on a limb too? Perhaps there are more of us out on a limb than there are in on a limb. These remarks merely serve to limber you up for the bombshell observation that, as someone with no interest in Glastonbury, Wimbledon, or Lady Gaga, I feel the world is going about its business without me. You too, eh? No? It's just me? I see.
As Glastonbury is the place to be, that's where you won't see me. As for Wimbledon, the very sight of it gives me the dry boak. I'd like to bung a bottle of Buckfast into the centre court and shout unintelligible things in broad cod-Scottish tones. E...
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Last Updated:
29 June 2009 6:47 PM
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Source:
The Scotsman
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Location:
Edinburgh
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Related Topics:
Robert McNeil