Robert McNeil: If anyone mentions the word 'lifestyle' I will smash every window in the place

HERE are two things I will not be doing: dancing to save the planet and getting a lifestyle manager. One reason I will not be doing the latter is that even a whisper of the word "lifestyle" tends to make me violent. If you and I were in, say, the Victorian Temperate Palm House in Edinburgh's Royal Botanic Garden, and you were to ululate, "I say, Robin, what sort of lifestyle are you following these days?", I guarantee that I would smash every window in the place, before headi

However, some people find nothing wrong with the concept of "lifestyle", and these people are called pigs. They have been hiring lifestyle managers at £1,800 a year to take care of all the little niggling things that might otherwise make them suicida...