Robert McNeil: Voice of an angel with harled concrete wings

I HAVE refrained from commenting on the Susan Boyle Affair, as many other top experts have already analysed the situation, leaving little for me to say. However, I intend to say it, as it is little things that make the world go round. Consider what I have to say, therefore, a load of ball-bearings.

Firstly, let me be clear: I have never watched Britain Has Talent. Frankly, I would rather hack off my own leg with nailclippers.

The claim in the title itself seems to me questionable, for a start. Also, from what I have seen of him, I cannot ab...