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How much longer can Wendy Alexander hold on?



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Published Date: 27 June 2008
WENDY Alexander last night became the first party leader in British political history to face suspension from the parliament in which she sits, after being punished for breaking the rules on donations.
In a new and damaging blow to her leadership of the Scottish Labour Party, she was given a one-day suspension by the Holyrood standards committee for failing to declare donations to her successful leadership campaign last year.

Nationalists claimed Ms Alexander's credibility was "now in tatters" and she would never be able to recover enough authority to lead her party.

But angry Labour MSPs rallied to her defence, insisting there was "no question" of her resigning. However, Ms Alexander, who has endured almost a year of questions over her ability as leader, knows the punishment will hang over her all summer while the parliament is in recess.

She has already been criticised inside the party for her failure to land blows on Alex Salmond in the chamber and for her extraordinary decision to support an independence referendum.

This latest blow will only add to the sense within the party that Ms Alexander is very much on her last chance and that any further controversies will cost her the leadership.

One Labour source, who is not an MSP but a committed party activist, said he did not want her to stay on in the long term, but he did not believe she should go now as there was no-one lined up to take her place.

Others in the party were much more bullish, with her allies in the parliament claiming she had been the victim of an SNP witch-hunt and adamant there was "no question" of her standing down.

Ms Alexander was punished by the committee for failing to declare eight donations to her leadership campaign fund.

Every MSP has to declare any "gifts" of more than £540 in the register of members' interests within 30 days of receipt.

The eight donations, all for more than £540 but less than £1,000, were received by Ms Alexander's campaign team. She argued that she did not have to declare them because they were not "gifts" to her but donations to a political campaign that were held in bank accounts to which she did not have access.

She also stressed that she had approached the standards committee clerks and been told that she did not have to register the donations.

Ms Alexander's critics, however, claimed she had left it more than 30 days after receiving the first donations before approaching the committee clerks, which was a clear breach of the rules.

They were supported by Jim Dyer, the Standards Commissioner, who overruled the committee clerks and stated that Ms Alexander should, indeed, have declared the donations.

Because yesterday's committee decision took place on the last day of the parliamentary term, there was no time for the full parliament to vote on it. This means the suspension will hang over her for two months until the parliament reconvenes in the autumn.

Ms Alexander herself was unable to speak – she has lost her voice to laryngitis – but friends said she was furious with the committee's decision.

However, as SNP MSPs celebrated what they believed to have been a major blow against the Scottish Labour leader, it emerged the Nationalists may have trouble getting the suspension approved.

The punishment will have to be agreed by the whole parliament for it to take effect, and there was increasing evidence that Ms Alexander may win that vote when MSPs return at the start of September.

Last night, it appeared as if she could count on the support of the 46-strong Labour group, the 17 Conservatives and the independent Margo MacDonald when the issue goes to a vote.

This means that if either of the two Green MSPs or any of the 16 Liberal Democrats decide to back her too, she will have enough votes to see off the suspension threat.

The effect of the ban, if passed by MSPs, would be to exclude Ms Alexander from the half-day Wednesday session of the full parliament.

She would still be able to use the Holyrood complex and her pay would not be docked.

It is a largely symbolic punishment and it is the most lenient sanction the committee could have imposed.

But it will do Ms Alexander considerable damage if it is passed by the parliament and, even if it does not get through, the fact it will not be decided until September means she will be unable to make a fresh start following the donations scandal, until late in the autumn.

Labour MSPs were particularly angry last night because of the fact Ms Alexander had sought the advice of clerks to the standards committee and been told she did not need to declare the donations.

It was only when an SNP researcher made a formal complaint and the Standards Commissioner became involved that there was any different advice.

The Labour MSP David Whitton – speaking on behalf of Ms Alexander – said SNP politicians were out to have her "hung, drawn and quartered".

Asked if she accepted any wrongdoing, he said: "No she doesn't, because she sought advice, took advice, followed the advice – what more is she expected to do?"

He went on: "Wendy Alexander remains the leader of the Labour group and will still be the leader of the Labour group come September. We believe this is a politically motivated complaint by a member of staff of an SNP MSP – no member of the public has ever complained.

"We believe that, on the face of it, it is a politically motivated decision by the committee."

But the SNP MSP Roseanna Cunningham said: "Wendy Alexander and the Labour Party have been irreparably damaged by this protracted scandal. Her credibility is now in tatters, and it is unlikely ever to recover.

"From the start of this affair, Wendy Alexander has tried to dodge responsibility and spread the blame as widely as possible. A suspension from parliament is embarrassing for any MSP, even more so for a party leader."


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  • Last Updated: 26 June 2008 9:45 PM
  • Source: The Scotsman
  • Location: Edinburgh
  • Related Topics: Scottish Labour Party
 
1

Angus Ogg,

26/06/2008 23:18:48

I used to have respect for Labour MSP David Whitton, but he completely lost it on Newsnight the night.

Lost his temper.

Lost his reason.

Lost the plot.

If this is an example of the Labour mindset just now, they are all doomed.

Doomed I telt ye.
2

Angus Ogg,

26/06/2008 23:33:06

There was a wee womin called Wendy,
Whose morals were decidedly Bendy,
With Overseas Doners she was friendly,
Saying: Lots of your money please send me.

Though makes sure your under the radar,
So no one can tell who I'm in hock for,
When you donate to give me a hand,
Always make sure it's under a grand.

Oh how I love this train of the gravy,
Especially when the driver's Jackie Baillie,
But we've run out of steam, the engines gone splut,
That's what happens when my main man is Jabba the Hutt.

So how will it end, will I go round the bend,
Or will I hang on, till all hope is gone,
No more ten out of ten, or please Bring It On,
Just like a big hen, only more clucking again,

And that's all I have,
Still it isn't all bad,
Whilst Labour are sad,
With me the Nats are Glad.
3

beckypumps1,

Fife 27/06/2008 00:01:59
Testing 1 2 3 can we really comment on this.
4

MisterN,

Scotland 27/06/2008 00:03:14
Come on Wendy girl hang in there til the election.
Give the nats those extra votes.
5

ruthie,

alba 27/06/2008 00:06:46
All that blaming of everyone else her spokesman did on Newsnight was shameful. SHE broke the law and she tried to cover it up. Now she conveniently loses her voice. She's a coward as well.

Wendy - it's time!Bring on your resignation.
6

beckypumps1,

Fife 27/06/2008 00:06:47
4 good post.Lets keep Wendy I say.
7

McMadman,

http://scottishreferendum2008.blogspot.com 27/06/2008 00:10:43
What I don't understand is this.

Why, in a one horse race, did she need any money raising anyway ?

Why did she not just declare it all, given that it is a relatively small amount ?

Why try to hide behind the blanket of £1k being the declarable limit with a succession of £950 donations ?

Why is she still denying knowingly receiving an illegal donation when she knew the rules, and yet wrote to a Jersey resident thanking them for a donation ?

Why is she still liebores leader ?
8

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27/06/2008 00:20:13
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Colkitto,

River Clyde 27/06/2008 00:20:18
Aye, Whitton lost the argument then lost the plot. He finished by saying Salmond should be thinking of resigning becuase of the failed promises in the manefesto...pathetic really if that's the level of argument. It was more like child's play.
Why don't they show a bit of humility and just accept mistakes were made instead of the arrogance of blaming everyone but themselves.
Most if not all of Wendy's woes are self inflicted. It's the Whitton's, Baillie's and McNeil's who have let her down with poor advice.
What Wendy is guilty of more than anything else is trusting these political pygmies with her political future..
10

What happens when the oil runs out?,

27/06/2008 00:24:47
With apologies for plagiarism to "tris" who posts in another place . . .

It has come to light that reports of Wendy Alexander having a brain the size of a small planet are flawed by a typo.

Should read "small plant".
11

Stepford Nat,

27/06/2008 00:31:46
Wendy is on the way out
Gordy is on the way down
Alex is on the way up, at least relatively
(not sure about Kenny and Fiona, though, but we've got lots more talent to replace them, somewhere)

www.snp.org.uk - Alex for Prime Minister!
12

McMadman,

http://scottishreferendum2008.blogspot.com 27/06/2008 00:32:46
#9

Is this not slightly stereotypical ?

Begone, the poster aka BritishPride...
13

Peter,

What is the point of Labour? 27/06/2008 00:37:55
Imagine you are a share holder in a Scottish subsidiary of a UK PLC and for 30 years you have watched while the business in Scotland was asset stripped, run down and (unknown to you) the books cooked to show the Scottish subsidiary running at a loss so you get no return and are told you are lucky the main PLC has not shut the Scottish operation down and you would then loose everything.

Then one AGM the unexpected happens; enough minority shareholders combine their votes to get rid of the chairman and the chief executive of the Scottish subsidiary. The new board go through the books and start finding major discrepancies between the actual trading state of the Scottish subsidiary and what the share holders have been told. They take advice and call an EGM at which they propose a management buy out showing how rather than being a loss making concern the subsidiary is in fact making a £4.4 billion profit after tax according to independent auditors. Further the auditors indicate many areas of business of the Scottish subsidiary are being held back and starved of inward investment due to the major debts the UK PLC are carrying.

This contention of your auditors is supported by independent international accountants at Deloitte. The main UK board's response is to set up an internal inquiry made up of the very same asset strippers, ex Board members who have been shown to be taking illegal expenses, misinforming UK PLC accountants and claim that spinning off the Scottish subsidiary would be to its detriment and leave the subsidiary to being subject of a take over from bigger organisations. They of course claim in addition that the Scottish subsidiary's new board are inept, do not understand the business case to such an extent they will not be allowed to present their dissenting report to the internal investigation.

Now do you support the case for the management buyout based on independent assessments of the Scottish subsidiary's actual fiscal performance or do you go
14

Peter,

What is the point of Labour? 27/06/2008 00:39:59
continued)Now do you support the case for the management buyout based on independent assessments of the Scottish subsidiary's actual fiscal performance or do you go with the UK PLC board and watch the Scottish subsidiary be run down to an even greater extent as the UK PLC do everything they can to dislodge the new board?

I know what George Soros or any other financial wizard would be doing - buying the Scottish subsidiary's shares as cheaply as possible prior to making a killing after the management buy out went through. Nassim Taleb would be dumping his UK PLC shares as quickly as possible at maximum dividend, relying on the market not being able to see a black swan if it hit them on the nose so getting a good price for what the non seeing think is a good bet and that the 47% of shareholders votes supporting the Scottish subsidiary buyout team are on a looser - even though 41%, that is 95% of these share holders are fully committed the management buy out and 19% of voting share holders are undecided and 25% of those still holding their UKPLC shares preference will go for the buy out unless the UKPLC offers the subsidiary a better investment package coupled with no further cuts in its current package.

Given all this what does the business model tell about UK PLC's chances of holding on to the subsidiary - pretty small would be the FT's analysts opinion, at the same time Standard and Poors would be writing down the UK PLC's credit rating and its shares would be going downhill sharply as it became clear that without the Scottish subsidiary the PLC would be bankrupt with £33 billion of debt and problems with servicing it.

What then would be the market response if a leak from the UK PLC boardroom made clear the present chair only has the support of 1 in 3 of his board members and his shell company has £24 million of debt and £13 million in loans it can't repay. A review of the UK PLC share holders shows only between 21% and 23% support the chairman's position a
15

Peter,

What is the point of Labour? 27/06/2008 00:41:09
What then would be the market response if a leak from the UK PLC boardroom made clear the present chair only has the support of 1 in 3 of his board members and his shell company has £24 million of debt and £13 million in loans it can't repay. A review of the UK PLC share holders shows only between 21% and 23% support the chairman's position and major institutional shareholders are withholding funds as they have severe reservations over his and his boards performance.

I think any economist would expect a company in this sort of state to break up with the profitable parts going to management buyouts and mergers with other like businesses the rest being left to sink out of sight.

The question for Kenneth Calman and the Unionists is what is different between this scenario and the current state of the Union? The proposed UK PLC nominated Scottish Subsidiary Chair has been found with her hand in the till, so how stupid do you think we shareholders are?
16

McMadman,

http://scottishreferendum2008.blogspot.com 27/06/2008 00:44:23
Peter, #17 is regrettably right. But you were bang on the money with

"The question for Kenneth Calman and the Unionists is what is different between this scenario and the current state of the Union? The proposed UK PLC nominated Scottish Subsidiary Chair has been found with her hand in the till, so how stupid do you think we shareholders are?"

17

urban poacher,

Edinburgh 27/06/2008 00:45:29
add in Balls and Cooper, Harman and the geordie gifts, Perry and Aitken in Edinburgh council, all the corruption surrounding the awarding of contracts in Edinburgh, Glasgow and Lanarkshire, the only increasing industry is making trough for their snouts.
18

Peter,

What is the point of Labour? 27/06/2008 00:46:51
17 - thank you for that but I am sure there will be at least one Unionist will get the point even on the Hootsmon thread.

Labour either side of the border are a bankrupt shambles on their last legs and lashing out at anyone who points this out to them. Wendy has been suspended for one day under the 2006 Standards Regulations. Jackie the Hutt et all can squeal and squeal but the Tories and Libdems will ensure that Wendy pays the penalty especially after her 'bring it on' left both the other Unionist Parties looking pretty stupid.

I want to know where the accounts of her leadership campaign as required by PPER Act 2000 are being held for public scrutiny?
19

McMadman,

http://scottishreferendum2008.blogspot.com 27/06/2008 00:51:58
#22

Nowhere. The ink isn't dry on them yet. You could do an FOI disclosure request on them though, if you think there might be something worth pursuing ?
20

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27/06/2008 00:56:43
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21

McMadman,

http://scottishreferendum2008.blogspot.com 27/06/2008 01:01:13
#24, British pride

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.... is probably more suitable, you can google it if you're still a bit rusty.
22

Traquir , Alba,

27/06/2008 01:01:51
17 Ford Transit,
"#15, Peter,

Read your earlier and much longer post on another thread.

Intelligence is wasted on these boards."

I respectfully disagree - the comments are often
much more enlightening than the predictably biased
stories. Reading the few intelligent
and informational comments is a pleasure. The only
real challenging thing is finding them amongst
amongst the copious less than 3 lines
pieces of trash that litter the forum.

Keep up the good work Peter, and your PLC analogy
is spot on.

P.S. I hope this was not too long for you Ford :)
23

McMadman,

http://scottishreferendum2008.blogspot.com 27/06/2008 01:01:57
"In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags" to save you the bother.
24

Conan the Librarian™,

27/06/2008 01:03:37
24
Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?
25

Conan the Librarian™,

27/06/2008 01:07:23
29
Potestatem obscuri lateris nescis(Shh, Koff)
26

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27/06/2008 01:08:59
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27

Conan the Librarian™,

27/06/2008 01:13:35
33
Opere citato, Propino fibi salutem!
28

McMadman,

http://scottishreferendum2008.blogspot.com 27/06/2008 01:14:45
Conan

Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!

See ya tomorrow.
29

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27/06/2008 01:16:42
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30

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27/06/2008 01:18:15
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Conan the Librarian™,

27/06/2008 01:19:23
38
Quad nesciunt eos non interficiet!

G'night it's been fun.
32

McMadman,

http://scottishreferendum2008.blogspot.com 27/06/2008 01:23:34
# 39

That would seem to make you a racist troll then. If you dislike the Scots so much, why spend so much time here Highland/British Pride ?

With you, it truly is Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum.
33

bring them on,

27/06/2008 01:24:21
Nae worries, doll.

I will put my arms around you
34

Neil Waugh,

OLd Strathcona 27/06/2008 01:29:32
Didn't Shakespeare do this one already? Alas poor Wendy.
Who put those cheques in the bank account when I wasn't watching.
So does she stay or does she vamoose?
I say stay Wendy stay. There a dysfunctional union to be busted. You're one of our best assets. And everyone must do our parts.
35

Ford Trans!t,

27/06/2008 01:29:53
#43 Ford Trans!t,

The faking art of cloning,,,Grasshopper!
36

Ford Trans!t,

27/06/2008 01:34:42
#45

Maybe he meant a "boat race"?
37

Brianwci,

Edinburgh 27/06/2008 01:37:38
Yes David Whitton did lose the plot on Newsnight this evening. On STV's the Politics Show Henry Mcleish said so many Labour MSPs were still in denial about losing the election. I think David falls into that catagory.

The question of Wendy's leadership must be consuming huge amounts of mental and emotional energy. I think Alex is safe enough for a wee while yet.

Brian Hill
38

Aqwes,

Edinburgh 27/06/2008 01:43:59
Good job they got that psychiatrist in.

This standards committee is totally corrupt in any case. MSPs should not be judging themselves on whether or not they have abided by a set of self-decided rules. The police policing themselves is bad enough without adding in all this political baggage.

That's not to say Wendy Alexander didn't do anything wrong, rather to point out that the system is bad.
39

indune1,

Canada 27/06/2008 01:53:06

Is she looking looking at a biscuit crumb down her cleavage or has she wet herself? Perhaps both?
40

Castaway,

27/06/2008 01:59:13
Wendy accept the suspension as a man, oh I mean a woman and get on with your life.
41

bring them on,

27/06/2008 03:00:04
I hate to say it but, although Wendy is a wee cracker (are you all right doll) women just don't make good politicians, except for the domestic, in the kitchen with bare feet type.
42

Orson,

27/06/2008 03:07:34
Scotland is doomed. There must be widespread electoral fraud, are we really so stupid as to give power to idiots like Alexander?

The SNP are no better, well a little bit better on the administrative side, but more racist.
43

bring them on,

27/06/2008 03:11:46
The Scottish Numpty Party would be worse.

At least Labour know they have screwed up big time (although no idea what to do to fix things).

The Numpties wouldnae even realise it was raining unless the person next to them had an umbrella and rain coat on.

Who was the guy who used to stand for election every year for the Raving Loony Party?

Aye, even he would be better than them both.
44

indune1,

Canada 27/06/2008 04:12:46

52 - BTO - Lord (Screaming) Sutch.
45

Orson,

27/06/2008 04:20:17
I hope the racist comments made by the nationalist earlier get removed.

Often racism and violence accompany nationalism, this is in very poor taste.
46

An Beal Bacht,

27/06/2008 05:17:16
Whoever replaces Oblivious Alexander please don't let it be Boom Boom Baillie. Her voice grates on my nerves like fingernails on a blackboard.
47

bring them on,

27/06/2008 05:27:02
#55

Or Lawrenson commentating on a Euro 2008 game.
48

donald,

glasgow 27/06/2008 05:27:06
Not even the pet hamster can spin Labour out of this one. At least Hammie is not as thick as the dick, Whitton. Ignorance is bliss as far as Labour numpties are concerned. One does not defend oneself in court by bringing up irrelevancies to one's charges, by making irrelevant accusations on other matters and other individuals not related to their own charges. This is the kind of thing that goes on in police cells by numpty neds and bampots.

Labour is so used to dealing with supportive numpty clerks that they thought they could still get away with old bad habits. Her discrepancies should have been recorded and no excuses. She really thought she would get away with it because of a dummy Labour Electrical Commission
49

Mork the Orkan,

27/06/2008 05:27:40
Wendy Alexander's days have been numbered for a long, long time.

It is probable that she can remain as Labour's leader in Scotland until the next election. There is so much egg on this lady's face that another splattering will just fade into the rest.

I am thoroughly looking forward to the next election when Wendy Alexander will have nowhere to hide. If she had any dignity or shame she wouldn't stand, but then again she gives the appearance of a shameless red-neck.
50

donald,

glasgow 27/06/2008 05:29:13
PS. Whit aboot a century of broken Labour promises? Do the Labour chickens not notice what is coming home to roost? It wisnae thaim and the Tories did it as well your Honour.
51

bring them on,

27/06/2008 05:43:39
Wendy, Wendy gie us a wave, gie us a wave.....
52

Pilrig.,

Livingston 27/06/2008 05:51:04
53 - and he's long deid.
53

Guga II,

Rockall 27/06/2008 05:52:30
With the New Labour Sleaze and Corruption Party coming fifth in that by-election, and losing their deposit, even the Hootsmon must see that the writing is on the wall for them. The same thing is going to happen to them at the next Scottish elections.
54

Mork the Orkan,

27/06/2008 05:55:57
62

Yes indeed. I watched the clip on BBC, the Labour party managed to collect less votes than the BNP.

In all fairness though, they did managed to collect nearly 4 votes for every 1 vote that the monster raving loony party collected.
55

Kingston,

Singapore 27/06/2008 05:56:09
If Wendy Alexander is driven out by her feckless accusers then it will be a great loss for Scotland.

56

Mork the Orkan,

27/06/2008 05:57:04
It sais something about Labour's chances to even be the next opposition party when the BNP and their sister party the SNP are clearing up.
57

An Beal Bacht,

27/06/2008 06:00:42
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNsta_z6Q_w&feature=related

Can anyone identify the town or region that this accent calls home?
58

bring them on,

27/06/2008 06:10:54
#61

And he'd still be better.
59

Daveunderwater,

27/06/2008 06:18:08
untenable Usage Examples

Modifying Another Word

* historically: Such a position is both logically and historically untenable.
* politically: What then are the options if the present British course becomes politically untenable?
* increasingly: As a result his position as party leader became increasingly untenable and finally in 1979 he resigned the position and also left the SDLP.
* wholly: The case for man-made UFOs is stronger than ever whereas the evidence for ' alien flying saucers ' is wholly untenable.
* completely: We think that the position of the tobacco companies in withholding information on the additives their cigarettes contain is completely untenable.
* quite: His own way of thinking makes such a view quite untenable.

Got the hint Wendy?
60

an interested party,

27/06/2008 06:21:24
you got to love parliament.
break the rules and get a holiday
61

Daveunderwater,

27/06/2008 06:22:25
From the Deadly Record

Cunningham added: "What is clear from the commissioner's report is that no attempt to declare these donations was made until Wendy Alexander was well past the 30-day deadline for registration and that she had a 'beneficial interest' from the funding of her campaign.

"From the start of this affair, Wendy Alexander has tried to dodge responsibility and spread the blame as widely as possible.

"The standards commissioner must be commended for working his way through the often confusing and contradictory statements from Ms Alexander and her team over the last eight months."

Last night, both Alexander and the Labour Party declined to comment.

THE KNIVES ARE OUT
62

bring them on,

27/06/2008 06:25:40
Is Wee Wendy still single?
63

yockel,

27/06/2008 06:26:49
Victim of an SNP witch hunt, come off it. The SNP didn't make her take the money for a campaign that never existed.
It wasn't Wendy but her campaign who took the cash - your honour it honestly was my hamster that received the cash.
The fact labour think there is still any point in repeating this kind of rubbish would be worrying if they retained any chance of being there after the next election.
64

Daveunderwater,

Wendys Diary 27/06/2008 06:32:06
Monday

My secretary asks if I want a coffee. I say “bring it on”, and she does. Then the phone rings. It’s my brother Douglas. I’m the leader of the Labour Party in Scotland. He’s the Secretary of State for International Development. We’re a very impressive family.

“How’s Burma?” I say. “Bu66er Burma,” says Douglas. “What’s this you’ve been saying about a referendum on Scottish independence? Gordon has been giving me hell.” I frown. “You? What has it got to do with you?” Douglas says that he’s not sure the PM realises that we are two different people. Either way, Gordon is very confused. He’s not sure whether I want a referendum or not.

“I said, ‘Bring it on’.” I say. “It should be obvious.” “Nothing is obvious for Gordon,” says Douglas. “You know what he’s like. He’s decided that ‘bring it on’ means you don’t want one. Probably because he doesn’t want one. I think you are due a bo11ocking.” I give a grim little laugh. “Bring. It. On,” I say. “And you can tell him I said that.” “He won’t understand,” says Douglas. “You’d better call him.”
65

Daveunderwater,

Wendys Diary 27/06/2008 06:33:07
Tuesday

Nobody understands. I don’t know why.

It’s perfectly simple. The Scottish Nationalists want independence, and we don’t. So, they want a referendum, and we don’t want a referendum. But, although we don’t want a referendum, we reckon that if there is one, we want it soon, so that people are more likely to want what we want them to want. Which is to say, not to want anything.

So, in saying that we want one now, we want the SNP to say that they don’t want one now. And they will, because they want to get what they want. And that’s what we want. Because, if they have one when they want, they might get what they want. And who would want that?

I don’t know why Gordon is confused. He must be some kind of idiot.
66

Daveunderwater,

Wendys Diary 27/06/2008 06:35:10
Friday

Gordon calls again. “Douglas?” he says. “We need to talk about Burma.” I know he’s the Prime Minister, but I finally snap. “I’m not Douglas!” I say. “I’m Wendy!” “Wendy?” says Gordon.

“Alexander,” I say. “I’m Gordon,” says Gordon. “I know that,” I say. “No you don’t,” says Gordon.
67

Daveunderwater,

Wendys Diary 27/06/2008 06:36:04
And so the pantomime continues
68

bring them on,

27/06/2008 06:38:50
#18

Peter

I am tempted to answer your last question for your benefit, but I am too polite to do so on a public forum.
69

Daveunderwater,

More Sleaze South of the border down New Labour Wa 27/06/2008 06:41:52
From The Times 27 06 2008

Three former Labour general secretaries face the prospect of charges after being named by detectives investigating hidden donations to the party.

The main file of evidence handed by the Metropolitan Police to the Crown Prosecution Service yesterday outlines allegations against Lord Triesman, Matt Carter and Peter Watt, The Times has learnt.

All three could be prosecuted under the Political Parties, Elections and Referendums Act 2000 for failing to stop David Abrahams, a businessman, using third parties to disguise donations totalling more than £650,000.

The prospect of a criminal trial over Labour donations will dismay Gordon Brown because there has been a dramatic drop in party donations during his first year in office.
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Daveunderwater,

Down London Town 27/06/2008 06:45:47
Labour finish behind BNP in election humiliation

Gordon Brown’s first anniversary as leader began with Labour coming behind the Greens and the BNP
Philip Webster and Sam Coates

Labour came a humiliating fifth place behind the BNP and the Greens last night in the Henley by-election caused by Boris Johnson’s election as London Mayor.

Oh how the mighty have fallen, on deaf ears.
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Ford Trans!t,

27/06/2008 06:50:27
Yo-oh Heave Ho, Yo-oh Heave Ho

Oops....Wrong Boat Song.
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Eugene john,

27/06/2008 06:51:25
#62 Guga 11 That by-election to which you refer; is that the by-election held at Henley on Thames in England yesterday and if so why did you hold back on saying so. Also I notice that you still haven't increased your vocabulary range, still trotting out the same worn out words and phrases I see. Sad.
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GrahamH,

Edinburgh 27/06/2008 06:51:32
Should Labour as predicted fall behind Wendy and support her, it will take the electorate a long time to forget the fact that they put party politics before justice, given the guilt established along the way.
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Daveunderwater,

Ayrshire 27/06/2008 06:52:11
The time is nigh
Wae a tear in her eye
For poor old Wendy
To say goodbye

The final straw
That broke her back
Not a cheap
From her old friend Jack

Gordon's jaw
Starts to shudder
You would think that there
Had been a murder

She'll have to go
I have no doubt
I suppose It's Time
Tae gie her a shout

COME IN WENDY YOUR TIME IS UP!!




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Ford Trans!t,

27/06/2008 06:52:28
#54 Orson,

#'s 9 and 38?
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Phil C,

27/06/2008 07:02:22
This all reaffirms that Labour are tomorrow's history. Now if Alex can calm down Kenny McAskill, the SNP might have more than a fighting chance to change our country forever!
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Rulesbutnotrulers,

Federation, not separation 27/06/2008 07:03:41
Labour continues to be SNP's secret (and only) weapon on either side of the Border.

When will we ever produce quality politicians?
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Daveunderwater,

27/06/2008 07:05:18
Alex prediction of 20 seats looks conservative to say the least!!

Bring It On!!
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W Smith,

Middle East 27/06/2008 07:11:42
When Scotland gets independence who will be in charge if immigration?

Osama Saeed?
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Richard Taylor,

Aberdeen 27/06/2008 07:12:01
Maybe the fact that the Hootsmon are allowing comment indicates that, even for them, they realise the writing is on the wall for the Liebore Party.
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Jay Kay,

27/06/2008 07:22:16
Can someone please explain to me why Bendy Wendy needed all this money in the first place? wasn't and correct me if I am wrong here, this a one HORSE race?????
why would a lone candidate need any money at all for her "campaign fund"?? is this fact being convieniently swept under the rug here? or am I missing the point.

and why Mr Broon is petrol still £1.17 a litre???
and while im at it why havent you invaded Zimbabwe???

I thought you were supposed to be running the country for the people, that means listening to their wishes not promoting your own greedy agenda?
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Jimmy the Pie,

27/06/2008 07:27:10
Red Wendy will never resign.

The idiots lining up to replace her
1. Iain Gray - Complete buffoon
2. Jackie Ballie - Has refined her voice. Still an fool
3. Andy Kerr - Tainted by sleaze (like most Labour)
4. Maggie Curran - Nasty idiot.
5. Dave Whitton - Utter buffoon
6. Lard Foolkes - Less said the better

So who's next as leader then???

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Guga II,

Rockall 27/06/2008 07:28:27
#81. Sometimes a bit of repetition is necessary, as thickos such as yourself need time for the truth to penetrate.
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Guga II,

Rockall 27/06/2008 07:34:36
#66 An Beal Bacht.

Jackie the Hutt has obviously been going to the same elocution classes as Maggie Broon, in order to get rid of her Scottish accent.

It's quite sad really when these no-hopers are so ashamed of their Scottish accents. They probably think their new accents are jolly good, old chap.

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bring them on,

27/06/2008 07:38:42
Anyone know Wendy Doll's cell number?
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Conan the Librarian™,

27/06/2008 07:47:45
94
995?
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Daveunderwater,

27/06/2008 07:52:39
NP MSP for Glasgow Bob Doris today highlighted figures produced by Glasgow City Council’s Labour administration showing that 72% of Glaswegians would be better off under the SNP’s Local Income Tax proposals.

Mr Doris also highlighted the astonishing admission from one of only two Labour councils left in Scotland that the council tax is not working.

"Glasgow Labour have shot themselves in the foot. This report gives the game away. It is no wonder Labour voters back the Local Income Tax.
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Daveunderwater,

Auchterturra 27/06/2008 07:55:33
2008-04-13

Independence has taken a dramatic lead in a new opinion poll on Scotland's constitutional future.

An exclusive TNS System Three poll has found that 41% of Scots want the SNP government to negotiate an Independence settlement, compared to 40% who are opposed to breaking up the UK.

First minister Alex Salmond said the result showed Scots were now ready to vote for a separate Scottish state in a referendum.

The Scottish government last year laid out its plans in a white paper for a referendum on Independence.

TNS System Three has since conducted a tracker poll based on the SNP administration's favoured referendum question, namely whether "The Scottish government should negotiate a settlement with the government of the United Kingdom so that Scotland becomes an independent state".
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Scotish Exile,

27/06/2008 07:56:55
#94

has to be 666, I sincerely that Labour keep her in the job, as it will be a gift to the SNP. Shows you how inept Labour are when she is the "best" they ahve to offer
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Daveunderwater,

27/06/2008 08:01:51
# 94

Which prison?
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Brendan,

27/06/2008 08:04:29
And.....her punishment for this....

A duvet day.......

That'll be her telt then.
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Conan the Librarian™,

27/06/2008 08:05:07
Will she be doing hard labour?
93

Daveunderwater,

Auchterturra 27/06/2008 08:07:38
A Labour of love?
94

Gdgy,

dundy 27/06/2008 08:21:53
"It was only when an SNP researcher made a formal complaint and the Standards Commissioner became involved that there was any different advice."

A political matter....the SNP have set the bar high by some low work...they will reap the whirlwind.....
For now on, rules are negotible - the MSPs will never know where they stand....it won't be long before some SNP MSP gets caught out....
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Guga II,

Rockall 27/06/2008 08:29:37
#103. You said the exact same thing yesterday, my little Unionista.
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Gdgy,

dundy 27/06/2008 08:33:57
Guga

I didn't but who expects accuracy from the SNPites?
In any case, I note you are not arguing the point!
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Kent2,

27/06/2008 08:39:08
Result of the Henley by-election:

Conservative 19,796
Lib Dems 9,680
Green 1,321
BNP 1,243
Labour 1,066
UKIP 843

The Labour party did better than I expected!
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gus1940,

Edinburgh 27/06/2008 08:49:11
When politicians submit their tax returns do they have to declare contributions made to their own personal political campaigns?

If so, how are these treated and are they tax deductable?

Given that Wendy received £16k in contributions to the campaign that never was what happened to the money and what is the personal tax situation regarding this money?
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AJ Fife,

27/06/2008 08:53:16
After the cowardly no-show yesterday, I half expected to be reading about wee wendy's resignation this morning.

Mind you, it's only 9am!
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27/06/2008 08:54:50
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Dueronomy,

27/06/2008 08:58:00
#104 Guga II,

#103. You said the exact same thing yesterday, my little Unionista

And you, Guga, say the same boring thing day in day out. I bet your a hoot at parties my little numptie nat. Yawn.
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Kent2,

27/06/2008 08:59:45
108

The Labour party got a whopping 3% of the vote in the Henley by-election and a massive 824 more votes than the Monster Raving Loony Party.

To rephrase the headline, How much longer can the Labour party hold on?