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So would you name your daughter Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii?



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Published Date: 25 July 2008
IT HAS long been the preserve of celebrities to bestow outlandish names upon their offspring.
And parents are increasingly following their lead in seeking out original monikers for their children.

But now a judge has made one child a ward of court to give her legal powers to change her name from Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii to something more run-of-the-mill.

He stepped in after hearing the nine-year-old girl, from the New Zealand town of Hawera, was so worried about being mocked that she would tell strangers her name was "K".

Her plight came to light in a custody battle presented before the family court in February.

In a ruling made public yesterday, the judge, Rob Murfitt, criticised the "very poor judgment" of the girl's parents, which "makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap".

The judge spoke out against what he said was a trend in New Zealand, citing a list of unfortunate names he said were embarrassing or made children seem foolish among their peers.

Some names – including Fish and Chips (for twins), Yeah Detroit, Stallion, Twisty Poi, Keenan Got Lucy, 4Real and Sex Fruit – were blocked by registration officials, he said.

However, other names that were allowed included Violence, Number 16 Bus Shelter and Midnight Chardonnay.

Georgina Wintersgill, author of Bumper Book of Baby Names: The Intelligent Approach to Choosing Imaginative, Interesting Names, told The Scotsman: "Parents do have the right to name their kids whatever they want, but Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii is going way too far.

"It's a blessing that the judge had enough sense to step in.

"Most people try to find something original, but not so original that it results in your child being bullied."

Oliver Black, director of the London-based childcare agency Tinies, said: "Parents should think twice before giving their children a name that is weird or likely to make their life difficult.

"However, making the child a ward of court is potentially taking the child away from its parents, which is probably more disruptive and damaging than the name itself."

Last night, a spokesman for the General Register Office for Scotland said parents were free to name their children as they wished. But he added: "If registrars felt a name was potentially offensive or unusual, they would speak to the parents, to ensure they understood the implications of choosing such a name."

WHO'S WHO

Bob Geldof's 16-year-old daughter Peaches – full name Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof – has three sisters, named Fifi Trixibelle, Pixie and Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lilly.

David Bowie's son Zowie changed his name to Duncan Jones, while Keith Richards's daughter Dandelion tells everyone her name is Angela.

Frank Zappa called his daughter Moon Unit, while Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin named their daughter Apple.

David and Victoria Beckham named their third son Cruz which means cross in Spanish and is usually given to girls.

The full article contains 509 words and appears in The Scotsman newspaper.
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  • Last Updated: 24 July 2008 9:11 PM
  • Source: The Scotsman
  • Location: Edinburgh
 
1

Charles Linskaill,

Edinburgh 25/07/2008 00:12:16

There's a few dodgy names on these threads,..

"Boy Wonder" being one of them. :)
2

Richard MM,

Oakland, CA. U.S.A. 25/07/2008 01:11:59
This story, certainly makes a justifiable case for requiring I.Q. and psychological tests, before parents are allowed to procreate.
3

2dogs in D.C.,

25/07/2008 01:25:46
And here I thought Gallactic Cannabal had gone and bred.
4

Scullion,

Canada 25/07/2008 02:24:24
Grandparents should name their grandchildren-of course then we'd be up to our knees in Agnes's, Eggberts, Maudes etc.
5

Ex-pat Alfred WIck,

New Glasgow, Nova Scotia 25/07/2008 03:28:55


What about such urban classics as Jermembulous, Creedolious and Jer'Billious?
6

Rainbow,

Australia 25/07/2008 04:49:29
There are two names used by American mortgage brokers, but I am not allowed to tell you one of them. But these two names have already been taken.One of them is Freddie mac and the other is "Francis" Mae.
7

dorothy,

New Mexico USA 25/07/2008 05:23:49
In defense of the Beckhams, Cruz is a common name for boys as well. On the other hand they named their older child Brooklyn.
8

tonyf,

downunder 25/07/2008 07:43:11
just as well they didnae procreate in Cambuslang...
9

Boy Wonder,

25/07/2008 08:26:14
Boy Wonder has a good history and provenance.

Chuckles (or Chucky as DYW calls him) Linskaill on the other hand, is a senile 94 year-old, murderous doll you should avoid!
10

JG,

Fife 25/07/2008 09:10:22
I also heard of a woman in America who named her twins "Lemonjello" and "Orangejello" because she couldn't eat enough jelly during her pregancy!
11

Jacqueline Hyde ,

The first to be on topic 25/07/2008 09:16:57
Imagine being called "Ryan" or "Shane" fify years ago. Perhaps Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii will be boringly conventional one day. I can see problems with signing cheques though.
12

Anglofile,

25/07/2008 09:18:43
Didn't the registrars warn his parents that people would take the p!ss when he was older if they called him charles linskaill.

It's a puppet!!!
13

Charles Linskaill,

On the go on the mobile 25/07/2008 10:06:08

#19,
Dinnie you start, bad enough boy wonder to contend with! :(
14

Mop,

*********** 25/07/2008 11:48:49
Yeah great you can just see a 70 year old called Tallulah does the Hula etc wandering about.I think this is the whole problem these parents who usually dont have a brain cell between them dont seem to realise that your name is for life,unless like the singer David Bowies son you change it by deed poll.These kids have to grow up and live and work,can you imagine what it must be like to be lumbered with a stupid name.I honestly think registrars should have legal powers to refuse ridiculous names for children.
15

eddy barns,

Alexander Armstrong Appreciation Society 25/07/2008 11:52:31
does anyone understand the moderation policy around here?
16

Morbo,

25/07/2008 11:53:43
Thin news day was it?
17

Lanna,

25/07/2008 16:40:17
#11 JG,
aw, you stole my line... ;D

how 'bout the poor child that was named: Shi'thead
(true, btw, as well as the orange/lemon jello names.
18

Voldemort,

Edinburgh 25/07/2008 18:37:19
10 - Boy Wonder is Charles really 94 ??!! He's doing quite well on the technology front for an auld begger ?! Maybe he gets his nubile young assistant 'Kimba', 67, to type for him .... !?

It must be some life !
19

Dan DDS,

Rocky River, OH, USA 25/07/2008 19:06:49
Of course, there are the old (apochryphal?)stories of the "less than intellectual" mothers.
One who thought that the hospital had already named her baby "Femally" (female). and the other who thought "Placenta" (suggested by a mischievous nurse)had a nice original ring to it.
20

Gilljohn,

SA 26/07/2008 00:05:33
And no one in the medical or nursing professions would ever name their daughter Malena or Melena as friends of ours did!
21

seillean a mhirdenibha,

Williamsburg 26/07/2008 00:10:39
And then, there is some poor child in a school system near here with the name "Shithead" as found on a note thrown out of a school bus window. The note was sent by the teacher to the poor kid's parents.
22

JG,

Fife 26/07/2008 10:18:17
#18 Lanna
Sorry about that! How's you? Managing to avoid those forest fires this year?
I also heard about a child who was named "V@g!na" because the mother heard two nurses talking after the birth and thought it sounded nice. And there are innumerable kids called "Precious" and one I heard of called "Very Precious".
23

Lanna,

26/07/2008 17:42:25
#23 Hi JG
touch wood, no fires about my place.
(I started back to uni, thus the relative absence of my posting here. :/ :))

I had a list of names, but darned if I could find it; must be in my work locker. :) You'd be surprised at some of them! and, yes, the V name, also a lot of Miracles, Shyanne (instead of Cheyenne), a few like Rex, etc (ones that you'd name the dog, but not your child) ah well...what's to do with this generation?! ;)
24

Dougie, Edinburgh,

27/07/2008 10:02:59
Stupid names are a Polynesian thing. One (Samoan) guy I met in New Zealand was called Star Dust - I'm not kidding. And another Samoan guy was called Mount Albert Bus Shelter - presumably after where he was conceived.
25

Rainbow,

Australia 27/07/2008 23:53:36
This child was not named. She was sentenced.
26

Ms Canterbury,

Christchurch New Zealand 29/07/2008 03:38:55
Suppose my last name was Head. And for three generations, my fathers were all called Dick. Once upon a time, Dick was a perfectly acceptable name. Now its an insult. Should some judge have the right to tell me that my ancestral meaning is subservient to his moral opinion? I would hope my family and friends would dissuade me from naming my son Dick Head. But at the end of the day, what gives an absolute noone the right to interpret my flesh and bloods meaning in my family? Where does it end, is the larger issue here, and the person who defines ridiculous from here on out. Im sure that there are many names that could fall within the ambit of "socially disabling and a handicapp". What about Celtic names? Can't pronounce half of them, is that a social disability also?
27

Scottie,

South Africa 30/07/2008 14:31:28
17, I think the names Ryan & Shane have been around for a long time already. Has anybody mentioned Tuesday (Weld), also from a long time ago?

 

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